If any man would consider how little he dwells upon the condition of others, he would learn how little the attention of others is attracted by himself.” — Samuel Johnson
IN THIS PLACE WE ALWAYS
SALUTE OUR FLAG
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS
BUY AMERICAN
SAY “MERRY CHRISTMAS”
SAY “ONE NATION UNDER GOD”
RESPECT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT
IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
THERE’S THE DOOR
Child: I learned a joke at school. Dad: Okay, let's hear it. Child: What goes in stiff but comes out soft? Dad: 😳 Child: 😗 Dad: 🤔 Child: 😗 Dad: 😗 Mom *running in from other room*: SPAGHETTI! IT'S SPAGHETTI!
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