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THE CAT IN THE HAT On Aging I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh my god, what can I do? My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad – can you tell? My body’s dropping Have trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ass.
One thing I have desired of the Lord, That will I seek: That I may dwell in the house of the Lord All the days of my life, To behold the beauty of the Lord, And to inquire in His temple.
Psalm 27:4
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