Praise the Lord. Blessed are those who fear the Lord, who find great delight in His commands. Their children will be mighty in the land; the generation of the upright will be blessed. Wealth and riches are in their houses, and their righteousness endures forever. Psalms 112:1-3 NIV. Fear THE LORD. Blessed. Bible Duck.
You couldn't, if you had a knife—I don't want to give anybody ideas—if you had a knife, you can't even cut it. It's so strong, so powerful. It's like powerful rubber." - President Trump, May 2026. This is either the worst endorsement for a pool liner or the best endorsement for a box cutter in history. For everything that this imbecile says or does
Things Old Guys Say
1. Newflash buddy
2. What's the damage?
3. Y'ellow (on the phone)
4. See ya later alligator
5. Look what the cat dragged in
6. You and what army?
7. Hate to burst your bubble
8. Lemme sneak past ya
9. No more mister nice guy
10. Don't mind if I do
11. Nice blinker
12. Ready to rock and roll?
13. It's not the heat, it's the humid
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