A man accidentally elbows a woman's boobs as she was standing behind him in a hotel lobby.. The man apologises profusely and said, "if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me".. To which she replied, " if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I am in room 308"..
Night Prayer While ye have light, believe in the light, that ye may be the children of light. These things spake Jesus, and departed, and did hide himself from them. From: John 12:36
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