Son: Daddy, what's your favorite kind of bird?
Dad: I really like the Blue Jay.
Son: What's Moms favorite?
Dad: Definitely not the swallow, or I wouldn't be standing here with your nature loving ass.
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath but never a source of God's charity, mercy, or compassion.
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