My Kid: I feel like you're always making up rules and stuff.
Me: Like what?
My Kid: Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and take me to another dimension.
Me: Well that's what happened to your older brother.
My Kid: What older brother?
Me: Exactly.
IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT KIND OF SUPERIOR INTELLECT THAT I'M PASSING DOWN TO MY CHILDREN...
I DUCK MY HEAD DOWN WHEN ENTERING A PARKING GARAGE TO MAKE MY CAR FIT.
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