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avatar Gaie Houston
My Kid: I feel like you're always making up rules and stuff.
Me: Like what?
My Kid: Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and take me to another dimension.
Me: Well that's what happened to your older brother.
My Kid: What older brother?
Me: Exactly.

My Kid: I feel like you're always making up rules and stuff. Me: Like what? My Kid: Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and take me to another dimension. Me: Well that's what happened to your older brother. My Kid: What older brother? Me: Exactly.

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avatar Jacob Junior
Am I ugly dad?
No son, the world is ugly.

Am I ugly dad? No son, the world is ugly.

avatar Isabella Lewis
WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU... I TOUCH MY ELF.

WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU... I TOUCH MY ELF.

avatar Gaie Houston
I think it's time I change my mop
You have 2 strands to go, why give up now??

I think it's time I change my mop You have 2 strands to go, why give up now??

avatar Anthony Miller
IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT KIND OF SUPERIOR INTELLECT THAT I'M PASSING DOWN TO MY CHILDREN...
I DUCK MY HEAD DOWN WHEN ENTERING A PARKING GARAGE TO MAKE MY CAR FIT.
YOU'RE WELCOME

IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT KIND OF SUPERIOR INTELLECT THAT I'M PASSING DOWN TO MY CHILDREN... I DUCK MY HEAD DOWN WHEN ENTERING A PARKING GARAGE TO MAKE MY CAR FIT. YOU'RE WELCOME

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