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avatar Olivia Veqqie
The school phoned me today and said,

The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's been telling lies." I said, "Tell him he's very good, I don't have any kids."

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avatar Charlie Chocolate
I'm this old

I'm this old

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avatar Olivia Veqqie
The customer is not always right. Sometimes the customer is a twat! - Donald Duck

The customer is not always right. Sometimes the customer is a twat! - Donald Duck

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avatar jojo9
In life, we're lucky to meet people who become more than friends, they become family, not by blood, but by heart.

In life, we're lucky to meet people who become more than friends, they become family, not by blood, but by heart.

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I went to visit a psychic I knocked on her front door and she yelled, “Who's there?” So, I left...

I went to visit a psychic I knocked on her front door and she yelled, “Who's there?” So, I left...

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avatar Joseph Mitchell
A wise man once said,

A wise man once said, "Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit."

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