Going to bed the other night, I saw people stealing from my shed. I called the police — they said no one was available. So I called back a minute later: "No need to hurry now... I've shot them." Within minutes, half a dozen cop cars, helicopters, and an armed unit showed up and caught the burglars red-handed. 🚓🚒😂
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Promises Made. Promises Kept.
Record Deportations Under Trump Admin
515,000+ Illegal Migrants Deported
1.6 Million Voluntary Self-Deported
485,000 Illegal Migrants Arrested
Deportation Numbers Hit Record Highs Under Trump
FOX NEWS ALERT
TRUMP
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