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avatar Joseph Mitchell
Theme: “Whose skull is that?”

Me: raising it to my lips for a sip
“Some guy named Phillip.”

Them: “What’s inside it?”

Me: “Vodka and orange juice.”

Them: “…”

Me: “It’s a Phillip’s head screwdriver.”

Theme: “Whose skull is that?” Me: raising it to my lips for a sip “Some guy named Phillip.” Them: “What’s inside it?” Me: “Vodka and orange juice.” Them: “…” Me: “It’s a Phillip’s head screwdriver.”

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avatar John Paul
By fasting, the body learns to obey the soul. By praying, The soul learns to command the body.

By fasting, the body learns to obey the soul. By praying, The soul learns to command the body.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate
she's got a point!
GOOD PUSSY IS BETTER THAN NO PUSSY

she's got a point! GOOD PUSSY IS BETTER THAN NO PUSSY

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avatar John Paul
Wanna ride in my peter...
Session ID: 995293.

Wanna ride in my peter... Session ID: 995293.

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avatar John Paul
Photo of a smiling woman on an airplane holding a glass with an orange drink and a cherry/fruit garnish.

Photo of a smiling woman on an airplane holding a glass with an orange drink and a cherry/fruit garnish.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate
Remembering the time my husband reached in my bra to cop a feel and said, “you have a bunch of chip crumbs in here.” 🥺😌

Remembering the time my husband reached in my bra to cop a feel and said, “you have a bunch of chip crumbs in here.” 🥺😌

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