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avatar Charlie Chocolate
When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants...

When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants... "Over there, beside mine" wasn't the answer I was expecting.

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avatar Patricia Lee
we got AMERICAN WELFARE PROGRAMS SHOULD NEVER PAY FOR NON-AMERICANS!

we got AMERICAN WELFARE PROGRAMS SHOULD NEVER PAY FOR NON-AMERICANS!

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avatar Joseph Mitchell
Me:

Me: "Motion to strike, Your Honor?" Judge: "granted." Me: *punches the opposing counsel*

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avatar Sophia Rich
I was getting a hand-job off my new girlfriend when I asked,

I was getting a hand-job off my new girlfriend when I asked, "How are you so good at this?" "Years of practice," she said. "Bit of a player in your day were you?" I laughed. "No," she replied, I used to have one of my own

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avatar Olivia Veqqie
A mother otter proudly showing off her baby while the dad showed off a rock

A mother otter proudly showing off her baby while the dad showed off a rock

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avatar Patricia Lee
I love when morning cuddles turns into filthy morning sex.

I love when morning cuddles turns into filthy morning sex.

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