My Kid: I feel like you're always making up rules and stuff.
Me: Like what?
My Kid: Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and take me to another dimension.
Me: Well that's what happened to your older brother.
My Kid: What older brother?
Me: Exactly.
Prayer Lord, thank You for the gift of fellowship with my brothers and sisters in Christ. Help me to set aside selfishness and pride, and to pursue unity in the body of Christ. May our relationships reflect Your love, and may the world see the power of Your Spirit in the way we love and serve one another. In Jesus' name, amen.
CLIMATE CHANGE: WHERE THE WEATHER IS ALWAYS YOUR FAULT. ROAD CLOSED. TAX BILL $$$$ DUE: MORE BECAUSE OF YOU. AND THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO PAY MORE TAXES.
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