KANSAS SPEED LIMIT. RIGHT LANE: 65-75. MIDDLE LANE: 80-85. LEFT LANE: 90+. PASSING LANE: NOTHING TO SEE ANYWAY. Y'ALL DRIVE HOWEVER FAST YOUR WHEAT, WIND, AND BOREDOM WILL ALLOW. UNSPOKEN KANSAS RULES: 5 OVER = BARELY MOVING. 10 OVER = STANDARD PRAIRIE SPEED. 15 OVER = TOTO, WE GOTTA GO. 20 OVER = OUTRUNNING THE TORNADO. WEATHER ADVISORY: SUN, TORN
My Kid: I feel like you're always making up rules and stuff.
Me: Like what?
My Kid: Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and take me to another dimension.
Me: Well that's what happened to your older brother.
My Kid: What older brother?
Me: Exactly.
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