Shree @16Jadhav witch: *turns me into a frog* now suffer me: *chilling on a leaf* witch: wait me: *experiencing happiness for the first time in my life* witch: wait no
S Wolf @wolf_vis 12 years ago, I talked to a stranger at a bar for over 3 hours. He said goodbye and nothing more when I left. In the parking lot I got angry. I stormed back in and yelled at him for not asking for my phone number. We're married now.
7:00 AM class: Class is over. YOU HAVE MISSED A ONE-QUESTION EXAM THAT I GAVE AT THE BEGINNING OF CLASS (at 7:02). IF YOU WERE NOT HERE, YOU GOT A ZERO. IT WILL FACTOR INTO YOUR GRADE. HAVE A NICE WEEKEND. MAYBE WE WILL DO THIS AGAIN MONDAY. CHEERS, PROF. KING
Fellas, stop giving women empty and overused compliments like beautiful and stunning. Be different. Tell her, "I wanna motorboat your butt cheeks to Barry White"
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