Look at dad's face. That is the face of a proud father. Can I just get, um, can I get a large coffee, please? Can I have a cookie? No, Remy. Can I have a cookie? Well, we have coffee. Can I get a cookie, please?
Your children don't belong to you. You're on borrowed time with them. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to build a better human being, not to build a mini version of yourself. Help them become the best them, not the best you. @neuxna
Me, a horrible parent, telling my children the end piece on the sandwich bread is “the same bread” and “totally fine” when I know in my heart it’s not
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