Mr. President, why hire someone with zero experience as press secretary? Man, shut the fuck up with that nonsense. I don't need experience to call out your fake news bullshit. That's right. Fake news! CocoFun The White House CocoFun Bring Laughter Into Your Life Download on the App Store Get it on Google Play
The Legendary Ronald Reagan's Testimony Still Matters Today..... YOU EVER NOTICE HOW EVERY TIME A REPUBLICAN TAKES OFFICE THE DEMOCRATS START ACTING LIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD I MEAN THE MINUTE WE CUT TAXES OR TRIM THE BUDGET THEY START SCREAMING THAT THE SKY IS FALLING NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG I ADMIRE THEIR CONSISTENCY IF THE STOCK MARKET SURGE
This was me right after I realized my husband had been cheating on me. Michelle, my stomach doesn't feel right. I think I need to go to the bathroom. In a hurry! Oh, okay, go. Be right back. What the heck happened in here? It wasn't me, Obama farted. Ugh, that's disgusting. I'm leaving. It's everywhere, run! Watch out, it's coming down! My clothes
If you need somebody gone, in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Clinton Cleaners! Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton and for 52 years, I've been making people magically disappear. Just look at my resume. So if you need someone gone, don't wait on luck, call the best, call Clinton Cleaners. I'm open 24 hours. Have you or someone you know experienced overw
Using a cucumber for anything other than food is unacceptable. I've had to get mental counseling for this inappropriate behavior. If it continues, I may shove one of you in an asshole! I'm tired of waking up smelling like someone shit a fishing boat. Sometimes I just get passed around, causing me to be covered in shit and twat snot. Only to be lick
Some folks say MAGA stands for Make America Great Again. But the way I see it, the acronym stands for Morons and Gullible Assholes. MAGA @CEREBRALOFFSPRING
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