Now, me and my sister, we go over, um, it's a place called Beautiful Nail. I was kind of confused when I first read the sign though. Beautiful Nail. Now, with these ladies, they're so nice, you know, they make you feel like it's all about you and customer service, you know, whatever you like, we do for you. Can I get my nails done? Okay, honey, do
This is my impression of Sigmund Freud's mom. Honey, when are you gonna let me read something? Come on Sigmund, when are you gonna let mommy read one of those little journals? Sigmund! You're always so private with those little journals. You have no idea how many people come up to me after they ask me who Sigmund Freud is. How do you explain the or
MAD MAD MAD. I wanted the nigga version of Barack. I wanted the one that when he leave, he just get to going off. All right, I'm just gonna say a few things, I'm gonna go. Been here for eight years. Eight whole years. I wanna say this to everybody. Y'all got me fucked up. I heard that shit y'all been saying. Y'all got me fucked up. MOTHERFUCKERS. L
Everyone lost their minds when bro switched to Simon. Oh no, see you're walking around like it's a funeral. Not so serious, girl, why those feet cold? We're just getting started, don't you tiptoe, tiptoe. Don't waste time with a masterpiece. You should be rolling with me, we're a real fantasy. Let's start living dangerously. Talk to me baby, I'm go
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