Elvis goes on a walk with his two cousins. They're both very pretty. The blonde one and the brunette one. And Elvis, he puts his arms around him and he sings a song about how he wants to have a three-way with his two cousins. He's like, one boy is in love with two little girls. Oh, God. And he sings a song about it. He's like, three hearts, one bo
My kid came home from school yesterday and told me his class is supposed to dress up as Elvis for morning assembly. I told him I think he means elves. He disagreed. I can’t wait to hear how his day went when ‘The King’ returns home.
Update: He just got home and he doesn’t want to talk about it.
Mmm, that's the King's Supper right there. You got a minute before they call you? A couple, yeah. Can't hit stage without a plate like this. Chitterlings and greens, huh? And mashed taters, black-eyed peas. Soup fits like a glove. That's home.
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