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avatar Patricia Lee
Do I add color to your life? Does blue balls count?

Do I add color to your life? Does blue balls count?

avatar John Paul
If you're incapable of criticizing your favorite politician you are in a cult

If you're incapable of criticizing your favorite politician you are in a cult

avatar Zoe ZZZ
Me: Start moaning from getting my dick sucked. Other customers in the vacuum store

Me: Start moaning from getting my dick sucked. Other customers in the vacuum store

avatar Jeremy Jordan
I WILL BE OKAY. NOT BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS FINE, BUT BECAUSE I AM SURPRISINGLY DIFFICULT TO DESTROY.

I WILL BE OKAY. NOT BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS FINE, BUT BECAUSE I AM SURPRISINGLY DIFFICULT TO DESTROY.

avatar Joseph Mitchell

Remember. Don't be the bigger person today. Be the person that helps them understand that sometimes when you fuck around you find out. Until we meet again.

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A laxative is an anal decongestant. Until we meet again.

A laxative is an anal decongestant. Until we meet again.

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