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avatar Jeremy Jordan
SEX SHOP I'd work at a sex shop for a day just so I could confidently tell customers,

SEX SHOP I'd work at a sex shop for a day just so I could confidently tell customers, "You can shove this up your ass."

avatar Isabella Lewis
Let's lay in bed all day and trade sexual favors for trips to the fridge. Sorry not sorry.

Let's lay in bed all day and trade sexual favors for trips to the fridge. Sorry not sorry.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Hi, you don't look very well today. No, I've got a bit of a sore throat and it hurts like hell. I know a brilliant medicine for your throat. Every time I get one, I give my husband a bloody good blow job and the next day, I'm as right as rain. Hmmm.... OK, thanks. The following day... Hi, Are you better today? I'm fine. You're idea was great !! You

Hi, you don't look very well today. No, I've got a bit of a sore throat and it hurts like hell. I know a brilliant medicine for your throat. Every time I get one, I give my husband a bloody good blow job and the next day, I'm as right as rain. Hmmm.... OK, thanks. The following day... Hi, Are you better today? I'm fine. You're idea was great !! You

avatar Mark Manson
I sleep with no panties on so when you want a midnight snack you don't have to get out of bed.

I sleep with no panties on so when you want a midnight snack you don't have to get out of bed.

avatar John Paul
If a man whispers

If a man whispers "Fuuuuuuuuck" As soon as he puts it in. You better enjoy the next 36 seconds.

avatar Patricia Lee
SOMETIMES I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF NAPS, CARTOONS AND SNACKS THEN I REMEMBER COFFEE, LIQUOR AND PORN

SOMETIMES I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF NAPS, CARTOONS AND SNACKS THEN I REMEMBER COFFEE, LIQUOR AND PORN

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