when i asked a random person how old they thought i was, expecting them to say 19, but they said 32 so i said im 45 to make their attempt at humbling me flop
I used to date a guy who thought women who were on their periods NEEDED chocolate. Like it was a medical necessity. We dated for several years and lived together, and every month, he ran to the store for chocolate and tampons. I never corrected him. I regret nothing.
I HAD A STALKER WHILE FILMING A MOVIE IN SPAIN LAST YEAR... I WAS SO BORED AND LONELY THAT. WENT OUT AND HAD DINNER WITH [HER]. I JUST COMPLAINED ABOUT EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE AND SHE NEVER CAME BACK.
THE WAY I HEARD IT EP 483. One day I was down in the locker room. I had done my morning swim and a woman she came out of the shower and when she faced her locker, I could see her her back part and she had a tattoo. And so of course the writer in me was curious and I said to her, tell me about your tattoo. She looked at me and she said, what tattoo?
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