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My 93 year old patient got a kick out of me telling her we're both just girls from the 1900s

My 93 year old patient got a kick out of me telling her we're both just girls from the 1900s

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Ethan K. Three years ago I was drunk outside a bar in Chicago and met a well-traveled homeless guy. We exchanged numbers and I still text him for travel advice. Christopher Crockpot. Ever been to Madison, Wisconsin? Hell yea I have. Got pepper sprayed at a hot air balloon festival back in 1998. Took three cops to take me down. Absolutely beautiful

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Walk through a county courthouse square. And on a park bench, an old man was sitting there. I said, 'Your old courthouse is kind of run down.' He said, 'No, it'll do for our little town.' I said, 'Your old flagpole's kind of leaned a little bit, and that's a ragged old flag you got hanging on it.' He said, 'Have a seat.' And I sat down. He said, 'I

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msliaelizabeth Thinking about the time my baby was in the ER and had a med student checking his ears. I said

msliaelizabeth Thinking about the time my baby was in the ER and had a med student checking his ears. I said "good job buddy" (to my kid) and the med student said "thank you, it's been a long day." I'm glad it maybe helped.

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Alexander the Great said, Ask anything. I can give you the world. Diogenes smiled: Yes... just move aside. You are blocking my sunlight.

Alexander the Great said, Ask anything. I can give you the world. Diogenes smiled: Yes... just move aside. You are blocking my sunlight.

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tell me something i dont know

tell me something i dont know

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