A few years ago, there was um... I was in a Land Rover parts department near Peterborough, the kind of place you find me on most Saturdays. Yes. And, waiting for car parts, and car parts, guys hang around a lot because, you know, to get a part, the guy has to go half a mile to the back of the warehouse and then come back again, and he brings it bac
what the heq @bibliophileq I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn't speak a lot of English. A Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out. He comes back to us after and says, "I do not like the cobra chicken."
I just heard that Dolly Parton passed away, and this strikes me very hard because I felt she was a brilliant woman, so outgoing, so nice. She would come onto the set and say, 'Hi, y'all,' to every one of the crew members. Everyone loved her, and I don't think people realize what a brilliant mind she had. She was just incredible. I used to call her
when i asked a random person how old they thought i was, expecting them to say 19, but they said 32 so i said im 45 to make their attempt at humbling me flop
I used to date a guy who thought women who were on their periods NEEDED chocolate. Like it was a medical necessity. We dated for several years and lived together, and every month, he ran to the store for chocolate and tampons. I never corrected him. I regret nothing.
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