I HAD A STALKER WHILE FILMING A MOVIE IN SPAIN LAST YEAR... I WAS SO BORED AND LONELY THAT. WENT OUT AND HAD DINNER WITH [HER]. I JUST COMPLAINED ABOUT EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE AND SHE NEVER CAME BACK.
THE WAY I HEARD IT EP 483. One day I was down in the locker room. I had done my morning swim and a woman she came out of the shower and when she faced her locker, I could see her her back part and she had a tattoo. And so of course the writer in me was curious and I said to her, tell me about your tattoo. She looked at me and she said, what tattoo?
Ethan K. Three years ago I was drunk outside a bar in Chicago and met a well-traveled homeless guy. We exchanged numbers and I still text him for travel advice. Christopher Crockpot. Ever been to Madison, Wisconsin? Hell yea I have. Got pepper sprayed at a hot air balloon festival back in 1998. Took three cops to take me down. Absolutely beautiful
Walk through a county courthouse square. And on a park bench, an old man was sitting there. I said, 'Your old courthouse is kind of run down.' He said, 'No, it'll do for our little town.' I said, 'Your old flagpole's kind of leaned a little bit, and that's a ragged old flag you got hanging on it.' He said, 'Have a seat.' And I sat down. He said, 'I
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