I thought it would be good to get together now that we've all rested from our summer vacations. Although true summer vacations aren't always restful, you know that that leads to a story. There was a fellow that was on his way to a mountain resort and a policeman stopped him and said, did you know that you're driving without taillights? The driver
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber shaved off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Ar
Random guy at Buc-ee's offered me $100 in the bathroom if I would give him a clean urine sample. He was afraid of testing dirty for his PO and getting sent back to prison. I could use the money, so of course I obliged. I just hope for this guy's sake, he thinks real long and hard while in prison about what a foolish mistake he just made. You just c
Came in for eggs and hash browns, left with a black eye and a new girlfriend. I don't remember what happened between 2:31 and 2:47 AM but the waitress said I "held my own."
Going to the gym in your sixties is a great way to meet people! Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and just barely missed meeting Jesus!
The Islamic preacher Zakir Naik got into a taxi in London and said to the driver: "My brother, turn off the radio, please, because as the Holy Qur'an says, I'm not allowed to listen to music, since in the Prophet's time there was no Western music, which is the music of the unbelievers." The taxi driver kindly turned off the radio, stopped the taxi,
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