Picked up my kid from daycare. This was his diaper report for that day.

Diaper Schedule:
Time: 0:25  Result: Wet  Who Changed It: Maddie
Time: 2:30  Result: wet  Who Changed It: Maddie
Time: 3:10  Result: wet  Who Changed It: Maddie
Time: 4:15  Result: ALL HANDS ON DECK POOP EXPLOSION!!!  Who Changed It: Brooke

Poop up the back, into the hair...
night wanna give him a bath... a bath of paints