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Me: "I'm not coming into work today. Boss: "Why not?" Me: "I'm in a good mood and I don't want to ruin it."

avatar Gaie Houston
OUR GOVERNMENT LEADERS ARE LIKE GOD PROMISE US BLESSING BUT NEVER DELIVER AND ALWAYS HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR WHY

OUR GOVERNMENT LEADERS ARE LIKE GOD PROMISE US BLESSING BUT NEVER DELIVER AND ALWAYS HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR WHY

avatar Isabella Lewis
Luke Popler Today at 9:38 AM · COROS PACE 4 Redwood City, California Bathroom break from Mr y's class He was mad when I came back I said I was sweaty from pooping Distance 3.00 mi Pace 6:46 /mi Time 20m 18s

Luke Popler Today at 9:38 AM · COROS PACE 4 Redwood City, California Bathroom break from Mr y's class He was mad when I came back I said I was sweaty from pooping Distance 3.00 mi Pace 6:46 /mi Time 20m 18s

avatar Charlie Chocolate
DOES NOT DO HOMEWORK, STUDY FOR TESTS, MISSES CLASSES REGULARLY CLAIMS HES NOT PASSING BECAUSE HIS TEACHERS HATE HIM.

DOES NOT DO HOMEWORK, STUDY FOR TESTS, MISSES CLASSES REGULARLY CLAIMS HES NOT PASSING BECAUSE HIS TEACHERS HATE HIM.

avatar Joseph Mitchell

when you get caught in a lie but you're already too deep to back out 😂. Advice. What are you talking about? I'm not at the video store. I'm in my apartment. I can see you, Carl. I'm outside the video store. That's not me. It's not? Oh, I know what's happening. There is this guy who looks just like me, who goes to a lot of the same video stores that

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Boss: Why are you late? Me: So sorry, my car wouldn't start Boss: Why wouldn't it start? Me: *Because I wasn't in it*

Boss: Why are you late? Me: So sorry, my car wouldn't start Boss: Why wouldn't it start? Me: *Because I wasn't in it*

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