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avatar Charlie Chocolate
DOES NOT DO HOMEWORK, STUDY FOR TESTS, MISSES CLASSES REGULARLY CLAIMS HES NOT PASSING BECAUSE HIS TEACHERS HATE HIM.

DOES NOT DO HOMEWORK, STUDY FOR TESTS, MISSES CLASSES REGULARLY CLAIMS HES NOT PASSING BECAUSE HIS TEACHERS HATE HIM.

avatar Joseph Mitchell

when you get caught in a lie but you're already too deep to back out 😂. Advice. What are you talking about? I'm not at the video store. I'm in my apartment. I can see you, Carl. I'm outside the video store. That's not me. It's not? Oh, I know what's happening. There is this guy who looks just like me, who goes to a lot of the same video stores that

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Boss: Why are you late? Me: So sorry, my car wouldn't start Boss: Why wouldn't it start? Me: *Because I wasn't in it*

Boss: Why are you late? Me: So sorry, my car wouldn't start Boss: Why wouldn't it start? Me: *Because I wasn't in it*

avatar Isabella Lewis
allow me to slip into something more comfortable *gets in my car and leaves*

allow me to slip into something more comfortable *gets in my car and leaves*

avatar Gaie Houston
I WANTED TO GO JOGGING BUT PROVERBS 28:1 SAYS

I WANTED TO GO JOGGING BUT PROVERBS 28:1 SAYS "THE WICKED RUN WHEN NO ONE IS CHASING THEM so there's that...

avatar jojo9

Michael, I thought I told you to put a load in the washer last night. I tried remember, but the washer had a headache.

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