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avatar Jeremy Jordan

I'm not standing for it anymore. You guys can cut it down if you want, but I'm not. You're not cutting it down. I'm staying up here. Hey, if you don't get outta that tree, we're gonna cut it down with you in it! No, you're not! You won't do that! Yes, we will! No. You better get ready! Cut it down! This tree's probably older than you! We're cutting

avatar Patricia Lee
OH WOW, A PENNY!! GOD DAM IT CARL!

OH WOW, A PENNY!! GOD DAM IT CARL!

avatar Jacob Junior

Back up, everybody back up! Sue the whole community, man. I keep telling y'all, once you get in your mid to late 30s, you have to stretch. Gone are the days where you can just get up and just do shit. When you about to fight somebody, you got to plan that shit out a week in advance, find a babysitter, make sure you got enough PTO, get a Gatorade, b

avatar John Paul

All is good.. Oh shit. Oh, oh, oh. Break it, break it! Oh, fuck. Oh, jeez. Me: I never fall in love. Also me: You know she's your bestie when she just laughs and doesn't help. Funny Daily Life. When your bench is a camel and you're the straw.

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

How my wife expects me to respond to her texts. A construction worker is on a rooftop. Bricks are being dropped around him. He then pulls out his phone and starts typing.

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