A man sprayed an unknown liquid on a member of Congress — no immediate evacuation, no hazmat, no emergency decontamination. In an age where biological risks are increasing... the only reason you don’t do that is if you set it up. That bitch set this up lol. REP. ILHAN OMAR MEETING AMID PRO...
Yo, people, check this out and hear me out. Man suffers a heart attack, dies at work, co-workers gather for a group selfie thinking he's just falling asleep. Did any of these, like, 27 people just, like, tap on his shoulder and make it okay? And even if they didn't, could you, like, just smell the aroma of the dead body? You know, isn't that, like
Do the speed limit, get the fuck out of my way. I'm DUI, hardly ever caught sober. And you about to get ran the fuck over. Move, bitch, get out the way. Get out the way, bitch, get out the way. I said move, bitch. Get out the way. Get out the way, bitch, get out the way.
Man swallows 18g of ❄️ during traffic stop. Begs cops multiple times to call 911 because he was dying, then laughed and said, "I'm just playing." Dies a couple hours later 🍞
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