Can you please put some shoes on? We can't go to dinner like that. But I don't want to. You should be happy people pay for these. Man, what's wrong with you? This is our first date. And why did you bring this weirdo with you? Last time third wheeling fr ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
This book on marriage says, "Treat your wife like you treated her on the first date". So after dinner tonight I am dropping her off at her parents' house!
SHOULD MEN PAY FOR FIRST DATES? HERE'S THE BILL. HOW WOULD YOU? SEPARATE CHECKS PLEASE. WAIT WHAT SEPARATE? ARE YOU CRAZY? FIRST OF ALL, YOUR PHONE NINETY. ORDERING A CRAZY. FIRST DATE. AND YOU EXPECT. HERE. NIGHT MISS. Here's the bill, sir. How would you like to pay? Separate checks, please. Wait, what? Separate? Are you crazy? No, first of all, y
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