A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?" The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"
Yesterday my grandkid told me I was way behind. Said, 'Grandpa, learn the language, it ain't hard if you just try.' So I studied up that evening, wrote some words down on a pad. By breakfast I was fluent, or at least I thought I had. Grandma said, 'The biscuits down.' I said, 'Girl, these things got rizz.' She looked across that table like, 'What k
My Grandpa. Hey, babe! Hi, grandpa! How are you doing? I'm good. Who's your friend? This is my boyfriend. Your boyfriend?! Watch out, little boy! Take your ass in the house and do your homework! Ain't no boyfriend, right? You get up and go home! Don't come around here no more!
THIS GRANDPA JUST WENT OFF ON OUR CRUISE. An elderly man with white hair and sunglasses, wearing a white t-shirt and blue shorts, is energetically dancing on the deck of a cruise ship. He's performing various dance moves, including a 'worm' like move and a move where he takes off his shirt and puts it on his shoulder. People around him are cheering
I've only said 'I love you' to three people. My mom, my dad and my dying grandpa. And one of those I regret. Which one? Grandpa. He beat cancer so now I look like an idiot.
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