They ought to have a scoring system, a Golden Corral, like they do in bowling, you know. Walk in there to eat, they put your name up on the TV screen and show everybody how much food you ate after 10 trips to the buffet. You can pick teams and compete with other fat folks in there. That'd be something. Hey, sweetheart, where's my scratch pants? It
I'm almost going all over time Can't see my name after my D.D. Yeah, they say That I live too fast to settle down Truth is I just ain't about these games They all play Water fine Something strong as time to whiskey And oh, I try But every time I feel a kiss I keep coming up and see
Lord, you are my strength, my song in the night. You carry my soul, you fight all my fights. In you I will trust, forever I'll stand. I will trust, forever I'll stand. my song in the night you fight all my fights forever I'll stand holding my hand and I cannot go on that I still belong
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