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avatar Sophia Rich

Oh, I fucking heard in the morning about 6, 7 o'clock or something 6 and 9 coming from my parents' bedroom. Like, hey motherfuckers, how about 6 and 8? It's 6 minutes past my breakfast time and I ain't ate shit yet.

avatar Jeremy Jordan

This joke hits EVERY. TIME. You are a dancing queen. You're a dancing queen. You're a dancing queen. Whoa!

avatar Isabella Lewis

Somebody make a beautiful girl Head away from the wreck of the world We want to be the ones who want In the snow, oh girl They want to have fun Oh, girl, girl, woman That's all they really want Come on When the world can say it's done, oh girl

avatar Gaie Houston

The Concert: ... scenes of a live concert with performers on stage, bright lights, and a cheering crowd. Transcribed audio: Let's get it, it's time to go the fuck off! Are you ready? I can't do this, I know you're playing it, I'm gonna get it!

avatar Gaie Houston

They ought to have a scoring system, a Golden Corral, like they do in bowling, you know. Walk in there to eat, they put your name up on the TV screen and show everybody how much food you ate after 10 trips to the buffet. You can pick teams and compete with other fat folks in there. That'd be something. Hey, sweetheart, where's my scratch pants? It

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