Who's to say that the boy would be happier your way or mine? Why not let him decide? Now I'm afraid it don't work that way. You can't let a young'un decide for himself. He'll grab at the first flashy thing with shiny ribbons on it. Then when he finds out there's a hook in it, it's too late. Wrong ideas come packaged with so much glitter it's hard t
It ain't dying I'm talking about, it's living. These days are all about second chances. I fought two world wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I lived thousands of minutes in battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile and driven the natives no white man had ever seen b
There's a place in France where the women wear no pants and the men walk around with their bananas hanging down. There's a place in Wales where the women all have nails and the men knock them down and they really go to town. There's a place in Spain where the women can be feared and they all wear grass just to cover up their ass.
So Zoran Mamdani just issued a travel ban in New York City, shutting down the bridges, the tunnels, the streets, saying you better stay your ass in your house. Isn't that interesting? And if you do want to come outside, you've got to bring your documentation, bring your papers, bring two pieces of ID, social security card, pictures. And the only w
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