I was just wondering, why does Elmer's Glue taste so funny? Why does Elmer's Glue taste funny? Because in the name of God, it's not made to eat! So, in the name of God, why would anybody eat Elmer's Glue? My Lord, I've never heard of such a thing. Who the hell is tasting Elmer's Glue? A fool. I've never heard of such a thing. Why does Elmer's Glue
This old lady came to the bank I work at to withdraw $10. I told her that for withdrawals less than $100 she has to use the ATM. So she asked to withdraw $1000 in $10 bills. It sucked but I counted it out and handed her the money. She took $10, gave me $990 and said “deposit this”
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