What brings you ladies out here? Trump said oxygen was good for you, so we're out here to prove him wrong. He has no right to tell us what's good for us. We don't need oxygen, and we're going to hold our breath to prove him wrong. All of us know oxygen is bad. There is no scientific proof that it isn't good for you. And now we're going to show it.
A conversation between my 8-year-old daughter and 17-year-old son
Daughter: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75 to 100 years to kill us?
Son: Yeah pretty much. That's why antioxidants are a big deal. Actually oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells, or in other words, it's not toxic but setting you on fire very, very slowly.
Daughter: Cool
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