they pull me over everyday just to do this. You know why I pulled you over? Yeah, get it over with. What foot was on the gas pedal? That one. Lift it up. There we go. Alright, thank you. You're all set. Fix that taillight.
A man approaches two female police officers, saying 'What's up?'. He offers them M&M's, then pours an orange drink into cups for them, saying 'Another one', 'Seriously?', 'Hold up', 'I'll take it'. He gives one officer a pink rose and the other a Minion toy, saying 'That's for you'. He asks for their phone numbers, 'What's your phone number?', 'Huh
Does he open your door? We do! Does he listen to you? We do! Does she answer your call? We do! Does she sweep you off your feet? We do! Does he get you jewelry? We do! Does she take your breath away? We do! Does he chase after you? We do!
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