Damn dude. No one needs a fire extinguisher. That's why we have a fire department. You think you can fight fires with that thing? The government has fire trucks. That's right, FIRE TRUCKS. What could you possibly do vs a fire truck? I thought so, you're just buying a fire extinguisher to make up for the fact that you have a small dick. Oooh look at
Lord, you say you want to fucking take my blessings and give them to somebody else because I won't purchase some fucking chant. Go ahead. When you don't deliver mine, you failed me and you failed everybody else. Because I'm the fucking guy that you put in charge and you designed to save this fucking shit hole. So you figure it out. I'm done. I'm do
You ever look at people and think my god you are such a cunt but since society says you can't just scream that shit in public you slap on a fake ass smile and pretend you don't knock right fuck out of them or is that just me because holy fuck the sheer number of dead brain walking shit motherfuckers I deal with daily is next level ridiculous I shou
I hope the back of your knees sweat all the time for the rest of your life. I hope both sides of your damn pillow are warm. I hope every time you trust a fart, you shit your pants. Okay? Because what you just did right there is unforgivable.
OK, WHO DID THIS??? Attention please, attention. If you're a crazy liberal, an ugly woman, otherwise known as Karen's. Please go back home and annoy your husbands instead of our beautiful ice officers. Although when you think about it, you probably don't have a husband because you're fat and ugly and annoying. And nobody will ever marry you. I know
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