He'll come home from wherever he goes, and he'll just sit in the car for like 30 minutes. He's doing breathing exercises. I see you, motherfucker. Like, what the hell are you doing in there? I'm preparing for the stress. You don't think I'm stressed? Cool. You be stressed? On your own, I'll be stressed. I DON'T CARE. YOU BE STRESSED. HAHAHA AND EYES
When I Say Let’s Go On A Date This Is What I Want But, I’m Be In Control 😜😂😈
One, two, three, follow! Oh, my God. You're wearing them. Oh, wow. Yeah? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I can't believe this is happening to me. My life is over. Look at the camera. I'm so humiliated. And turn to the side. Ma'am, this isn't Vogue behind bars.
You have the face of a TSA employee and the body of a carry-on. Your ass back. Let her go. Maddie, you met your husband at your family reunion. Oh. Okay, well, I got laid last night, but your edges didn't.
"Damn double homicide" when you let your intrusive thoughts take in😭
You just had an abortion? Twins? Twins. Yeah. Double homicide. Bitch? Nah, I'm sorry.
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