You have the face of a TSA employee and the body of a carry-on. Your ass back. Let her go. Maddie, you met your husband at your family reunion. Oh. Okay, well, I got laid last night, but your edges didn't.
"Damn double homicide" when you let your intrusive thoughts take inðŸ˜
You just had an abortion? Twins? Twins. Yeah. Double homicide. Bitch? Nah, I'm sorry.
I should kick this shit out you right now. I'd like to see you try it. What did you say? Oh, okay. I see what's going on here. Guys! Oh, you think because you, you what, 6'4", 6'5", 270 pounds of pure muscle, I'm supposed to be afraid of you? Is that what you think? Don't let this new body get your butt whooped. when the "big" sister is now the "little" sister
favorite clap back? this scene forever lives in my head rent free Uh, do you mind not looking at me? I don't know. Do you mind that your face makeup doesn't match your neck? When I squint, you look like a circus clown. Okay, I beg your pardon, geek. I don't even know your peanut-headed ass. You're right, we've never met. Like your hair and dandruff shampoo. Go away, loser
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