This gets my stamp of approval. He looks like a crab, dad. Here, baby, want a sardine? Please don't make fun of my son's hands. How would you like it if I teased you about your pig nose, huh? Or those chubby cheeks? How would you like that? Man, take it easy, buddy. He's just a kid. He's making fun of a handicap. Maybe if you got your nose out of t
how me and bro talk to each other: (we're best friends) @SENDMEMES Get your fat ass out of that chair. Russell, do not try to ruin this moment for me. First thing I'm gonna do when I become principal is fire you. You're gonna lose everything, your house, your car, your couch, anything else you got on layaway. You know the first thing I'm gonna do w
I'm not a motherfucker. I'm just trying to help you. I don't need your help. Yes you do, motherfucker. You can't see that? Son of a bitch. Could you please just let me check out my groceries? Fuck you. I'm trying to help you motherfucker. You fucking accuser. Get the fuck out of here you fucking accuser. Accuser of the fucking brethren. Excuse me.
The first person says: "Listen to me, don't joke around today. My health is bad. The second person replies: "No, brother, first correct your sentence. Your health is not bad. Your character is bad. Your image is bad. Your mind is bad. Your reputation is bad. Your future is bad. Your past is bad. Your afterlife is bad. Your whole family is bad." The
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