Banga gone say Shamar look like an abortion survivor. I wish y'all would've brought me on earlier 'cause now no nobody wanna fight. Boy, shut the fuck up. Bitch, you shut the fuck up. Bitch, you shut the fuck up 'cause the only reason you ain't fucked 'cause they told me- I said what I said! Well, come on. Bitch. Come on. I'll fight you. I'm not sc
Just so you know, sir, this is... Just so you know, sir, I have a stick up my ass. Doesn't it look like he has kids locked in his basement? He basically looks like a sleep paralysis demon who has started a podcast on crystal healing. What drugs are you addicted to besides despair? You look a little bit like alcohol and meth had a kid. Have you cons
Bronx Freestyle: Brett, AJ, Boomshard, Hair Jordan. This guy looks like a mix between Clay Aiken and the father from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Basically, you're saying I'm white? Yes, I'm white. They call me Milk. Cause I do your mom's body good. The sneakers are finished. The tongue doesn't even have taste buds anymore. This guy's mom is so stupid
Robyn vs Phoenix. Your mom's like an ATM. As long as there's money in the bank, she's always willing to put out. Your mama's so stupid, she tried to map voice directions to Sesame Street. Your mom's so dumb, she used her own food stamps to send out her mail. Your mama's so greedy, she put out an Amber Alert for a missing biscuit. Your mom's so dirt
Hey! What? Hey! What? You really want to know? Yes! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! What's your name? Tony! Fuck you, Tony! Fuck you! What's your name? Ezekiel! Ezekiel? That name fucking sucks! Hey! Guess what I did last night? Don't you fucking bring my mother into this! My mother? You guess what I did? What? I built this fire over there.
She belongs in a nursing home... Somebody come get your grandma and take her back to the nursing home. She's lost her damn mind. Let me just say this to you, sir, again, it is my time. 3,900 children were separated from their fam- 450,000 kids were lost through administration. Do not interrupt. Don't you point your finger at me. I will point my fin
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