Just so you know, sir, this is... Just so you know, sir, I have a stick up my ass. Doesn't it look like he has kids locked in his basement? He basically looks like a sleep paralysis demon who has started a podcast on crystal healing. What drugs are you addicted to besides despair? You look a little bit like alcohol and meth had a kid. Have you cons
But we do believe in taxing the hell out of millionaires. Yeah, absolutely. Well, what is taxing the hell out of them mean? Uh, yeah, you know, I again, I don't have like a solid, but. But shouldn't you? Um, I mean. If you're the co-chair, if you're the co-chair of the DSA, shouldn't you be more specific than just taxing the hell out of something?
My husband said, I don't understand why you like Instagram so much. It's just a bunch of hot chicks with big tits. I was like, that is your algorithm, you idiot. I showed him my phone, all dogs. He was so embarrassed. He was like, oh my god, you jerk off to dogs.
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DEAR HATERS. I can take your man if I want to, but lucky for you, I don't want to. YOU HATE ME CAUSE I'M PRETTY. Why are you coming at me with that attitude? GET MORE VIEWS THAN YOU. Slapping on my ego, now I'm mad at you. YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOUR OWN INSECURITIES. Now I gotta do what I gotta do. KNOW YOU WILL NEVER REACH ME. Kinda sad, don't even l
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