My husband said, I don't understand why you like Instagram so much. It's just a bunch of hot chicks with big tits. I was like, that is your algorithm, you idiot. I showed him my phone, all dogs. He was so embarrassed. He was like, oh my god, you jerk off to dogs.
aubrey plaza has always BEEN mother ❤️🔥 Just your luck that you're going into labour on Halloween. Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off? No, I want it on. That's the whole point. I put the makeup on after I went into labour. Whatever blows your skirt up. Okay, you ready to push? Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix. (MONSTER MASH PLAYS) Here come
DEAR HATERS. I can take your man if I want to, but lucky for you, I don't want to. YOU HATE ME CAUSE I'M PRETTY. Why are you coming at me with that attitude? GET MORE VIEWS THAN YOU. Slapping on my ego, now I'm mad at you. YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOUR OWN INSECURITIES. Now I gotta do what I gotta do. KNOW YOU WILL NEVER REACH ME. Kinda sad, don't even l
Blockers (2018) - Dad finds a thong in the laundry and guess who they belong to? I was going through the laundry. Uh-huh. Found these new thongs. You know what I'm gonna do with these? Paging Dr. Muff Diver. Dr. Muff Diver, you're needed in the OR immediately, emergency surgery. Later on tonight, I'm tearing these off with my teeth like an old-scho
An RC plane takes off from a gravel runway with snowy mountains in the background. The plane has a grey body with black stripes and an orange nose cone. On-screen text: @levinoguess.
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