SAVAGE REPLIES TO INSULTS:

1. You never smile.
Reply: I do, just not when you're around

2. I didn't ask you.
Reply: Then why are you tuned in.

3. I don't like your attitude.
Reply: Good, it wasn't built for you.

4. You think you're better than everyone.
Reply: Not everyone, just you.

5. I hate you.
Reply: And that's supposed to affect me. . .