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avatar John Paul
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Due to the rising cost of medical tests, just pee under a tree and wait a bit. If ants gather: diabetes. If the grass dries up: high salt. If it smells like barbecue: high cholesterol. If you forget to pull up your pants: Alzheimer's. If the tree talks its Schizophrenia.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Due to the rising cost of medical tests, just pee under a tree and wait a bit. If ants gather: diabetes. If the grass dries up: high salt. If it smells like barbecue: high cholesterol. If you forget to pull up your pants: Alzheimer's. If the tree talks its Schizophrenia.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
WHENEVER I HEAR ABOUT A NEW DISEASE, I GOOGLE IT TO SEE IF I HAVE ANY SYMPTOMS. WHEN I GET TO

WHENEVER I HEAR ABOUT A NEW DISEASE, I GOOGLE IT TO SEE IF I HAVE ANY SYMPTOMS. WHEN I GET TO "UNEXPLAINED WEIGHT LOSS" I KNOW I'M SAFE.

avatar Joseph Mitchell

Due to the rising costs of medical tests, just pee under a tree and wait a bit: If ants gather - diabetes. If grass dries up = high salts. If it smells like BBQ = high cholesterol. If you forget to pull up your pants = Alzheimer's. (Laughter)

avatar Olivia Veqqie
I googled my symptoms and turns out I just need to sit by a fire in the middle of the mountains

I googled my symptoms and turns out I just need to sit by a fire in the middle of the mountains

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