Ouch. Excuse me? No. You're too ugly and too short. Do you know what guys say to the pretty girls? No. Yeah, I didn't think so. Okay, rude. Do you know who my father is? Why? Didn't your mother tell you? Pow! Oh!
How tall are you? 5'7". What's the maximum height that you would date? 8'0", I don't care. How tall are you? 5'5". What's the minimum height that you would date? 6'4", just because like they meet the door frame. How tall are you? 5'3". What's the minimum height that you would date? 5'10". We can't be eye level. I feel like I'm probably 7 in my head
She Actually Proved His Point. Would you rather date a liberal or an illegal immigrant? Illegal. Why? Man, liberals are mentally ill. Plus, they're usually whores. With an illegal immigrant, maybe you'll find like a Muslim with a low body count. But if they're an American, it's like Lenny Kravitz said, 'American women stay the f*cking away from me.
Have you ever faked an orgasm before? Yes. Oh yeah, definitely. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh yeah, definitely. Have you ever been with a woman who has faked an orgasm with you before? Not that I know of, no. Nah, I don't think so. No. I wouldn't imagine anyone has. No. No. No. Ok. To be honest with you. Yeah, no, you could be ri
If you get $1 every single day for an entire year, then how much money do you have at the end? 165. Yes. That was too easy. Do you know what country the Vietnam War happened in? You said what? What country did the Vietnam War happen in? What? Vietnam War. It was a war. You know what country that was in? I don't know here. Guess a country. What does
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