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avatar Zoe ZZZ

Help me. I'll let you do whatever you want. Smile, please. The oversized canines could be a clue, but there could also be a natural explanation. So we must look elsewhere. Now, this creature, like any other, is definitely the work of our Lord. But for some mysterious reason, it seems God may have been ... vampires adapt very well to light in general

avatar John Paul
avatar John Paul
i said offhandedly to a man in work that i had a girlfriend and he paused and said

i said offhandedly to a man in work that i had a girlfriend and he paused and said "my sister is also of... your persuasion" and now i'm convinced he's a vampire

avatar Olivia Veqqie
Meeting your vampire gf for the first time
Got your cross and garlic, scaredy cat?
VS When you get to know her

Meeting your vampire gf for the first time Got your cross and garlic, scaredy cat? VS When you get to know her

avatar Joseph Mitchell
Cabbage, cabbage!
Tomato, tomato!
Half-vampire baby!

Cabbage, cabbage! Tomato, tomato! Half-vampire baby!

avatar Agni Gauss

Come on, Big Bad Vampire, do something. Huh? Yeah, that's what I thought. Nothing. Ah! Uh, we good. We good.

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