LADY'S YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"
She then took my blood pressur
The average weight for an adult male in the U.S is approximately 199.8 pounds
Average weight by age group
• 20–29 years: 188.6 pounds
• 30–39 years: 377.2 pounds
• 40–49 years: 754.4 pounds
• 50–59 years: 4923.1 pounds
• 60–69 pounds: 1 year
How many calories do you consume a day? 5200. I eat one meal a day. Okay, then it's a big binge with more calories than anyone could consume. I'm actually a very picky eater. I don't eat red meat. Pork, hardly. How heavy are you? I am currently 330. Don't you have diabetes? Yes. Why are you getting McDonald's? I can't cook. Neither of us can cook.
Just one link from the anchor chain weighs about the same as a refrigerator. And the entire thing all together can weigh as much as a blue whale. Now, you might think the anchor is what keeps the ship still, but if it landed on a hard surface, it would just slide across the seafloor as the ship floated away. You see, the anchor isn't just dropped
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