IN JESUS' NAME, DO NOT SKIP THIS PRAYER
Heavenly Father, thank You for the gift of a new day. Right now, in the mighty name of Jesus Christ, I come before You and ask for Your protection against every scheme of the enemy. Guard my mind and my heart, and keep me far from all forms of evil—whether seen or unseen. Because I belong to You, darkness has
How did you get blind in one eye? Cancer. Cancer. What is your name? God damn, bitch, I'm a motherfucker. You a lesbian? You a lesbian? Oh, hell. Damn, I knew it. Girl, when I saw them fingers moving, I knew, like, I knew you couldn't be. I knew you couldn't be straight. 'Cause, girl, them motherfuckers is fast. Hell yeah. Now we got a bitch in a w
The fork you use in a restaurant has probably been in thousands of other people's mouths. If the early bird gets the worm, why do good things come to those who wait? Why do you never see baby pigeons? Why is it called a building if it's already built? If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? Why is the pizza box square when the pizz
Tuesday, October 13th. May everything you do today go very well, may the positive find you and the negative stay away. Life is short Smile... GOOD MORNING!
We made it to Gaza, and apparently they're throwing us a skydiving competition. Kind of weird they didn't give us parachutes though. Don't worry, we help you jump. Wait, what kind of skydiving competition is this? When the drag queens finally make it to Palestine... Oh my god, Palestine! Finally here! Now she really is a drag queen! Text on screen:
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