In the land of Israel, a king was needed. The prophet Samuel looked upon the sons of Jesse one by one. First came Eliab, tall, strong, a warrior in appearance. Surely, Samuel thought, this is the Lord's anointed. But the Lord said, Do not look at his appearance or his height, for I have rejected him. Man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lo
Well, Kevin, it's time to teach you how real blue-collar guys pay real bills in real life. See this? It's a mortgage bill, and this is how it gets paid. Mr. Pewterschmidt, it's Peter. Please pay my mortgage. Damn it, Griffin. I'm crying, Mr. Pewterschmidt. I'm crying. I know you're crying. Act like a man. I can't. I'm not a man. And if you don't p
Guns aren't necessary. No. What can I use against a racist or someone that wants to come and break into my home and murder me? A knife. A knife, if they have a gun, because criminals don't follow laws. Okay, well if there was no guns, your racist wouldn't have a gun. That's not how it works. Drugs are illegal. Okay, and people still do drugs, so w
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