Satan: So why are you here?
Me: ICE grabbed the guys that put a new roof, garage & deck on my house before I paid them.
Satan: And?
Me: I'm the one who called ICE.
SATAN
When satan tries putting in with doubts while your praying:
NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU, SHUT UP!
EXCUSE ME!
YOU'RE EXCUSED HOE
Excuse me? Excuse me? You're excused hoe
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