My husband didn't cook me dinner tonight, so tomorrow morning first thing I'm filing a divorce because it is his job to feed me. The fuck I look like? A fucking refrigerator. Sweetheart, you have a husband? You have a husband? That's pretty very impressive there. Not that I wouldn't have any faith for you to have one. I was having a fantastic day.
Oh my god, look at the size of those antlers. That doesn't even make sense. What is that thing? It's like bigger than the car. There's no way that's real. Look at it. Those antlers are... I don't even know how it's holding them up. It feels wrong, like nature couldn't make that. I'm filming, keep still.
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