Homeowner: Watch out! If this thing falls, I don't want it to squish ya. Daughter: It's not gonna squish me. I'm gonna hold it! Homeowner: I need you to move. Please. Daughter: *WALKS DOWN STAIRS* Homeowner: Keep going. Watch out. Here we go! *STARTS DROPPING MATTRESS* *DROPS MATTRESS* *FALLS ON GIRL* Homeowner: *RUSHES TO HELP* *LIFTS MATTRESS* Bo
He wants to see every woman in this country wearing a hijab. The medieval mindset of these people. I want to see every single woman in this country covered from head to toe. I want to see the hand of the thief cut. I want to see an adult stoned to death. I want to see Sharia law in Europe. And I want to see it in America as well. The only thing I w
People often ask me after a long day of manual labor what do you like to do? And the truth is there is nothing I find more relaxing than putting some carrots in my asshole. Asshole. Typical dog.
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