ME DRIVING HOME FROM THE PARTY KNOWING I'LL NEVER BE INVITED BACK, BUT AT LEAST NOW EVERYONE KNOWS THAT... People are: 1. Indoctrinated 2. Fluoridated 3. Medicated 4. Vaccinated 5. Glyhosated 6. Cosmeticated 7. Food sedated 8. Irradiated. People are indoctrinated, fluoridated, medicated, vaccinated, glyphosated, cosmeticated, food sedated, and irra
2 ILLEGAL ALIENS HAVING A BABY SHOULDN'T PRODUCE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN. IT SHOULD PRODUCE 3 DEPORTED ILLEGAL ALIENS. This is a public service announcement.
I sleep a lot. I'm on medicine for narcolepsy, but I still sleep. Don't know what it is, but I just like it. This is my sloth blanket. And then the only other thing that I brought on this tour is old trusty right here. You know, keeps me safe for whenever they come. It also has a flashlight, so I like to lay here and do my finger puppets. Oh, and t
If milk gets bad, it becomes yogurt. Yogurt is more valuable than milk. If it gets even worse, it turns to cheese. Cheese is more valuable than both yogurt and milk. And if grape juice turns sour, it transforms into wine, which is even more expensive than grape juice. You're not bad because you made mistakes. Mistakes are the experiences that make
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