A comedian tells a story about a first date. He complimented a woman, saying she was "really beautiful." She then cut him off, saying, "Let me tell you something real quick, Brandon. I want to let you know that I don't give it up on the first date." He instantly got upset because he didn't say anything about getting some tonight; he just said she l
Here's the story of a playboy genius who was gearing up to form some sort of crew. One's a former Russian spy, a god of thunder, one fought in WW2. It's the story of a handsome Star-Lord, like the greatest to ever walk the earth (by far). And a Falcon, a magic doctor, Wakanda forever ❤️. So then one day all the heroes were assembled to fight a vill
It's the old adage that you like to hear somebody's doing pretty good, but you don't want to hear they're doing better than you. You see? And the bottom line is, my whole career, I've always done better than anybody else. Only because of one reason. I was born with a golden spoon. I inherited the ability. I inherited the money. I inherited the God-
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