They thought he was just a regular businessman. The exact moment they realized they picked the wrong target... Yo homie, in my briefcase? Your briefcase? Yeah it is. Why, you want a bank? About what? Look what you got for me. Huh? Fuck.
Remember Mr. Roper's Camera Grins? I'm making a holder for my pot. And knitting yourself a girdle? Did you get that Helen? I'm working on my books. Well I'm working on my face. Your job is tougher than mine. How are you kidding? That's a great likeness. It's just a blob. Oh, don't fool me. I'd recognize your mother anywhere. Where'd you go? You did
And for future reference, the next time a producer asks you what your method is, please don't say the sponge. Well, at least my form of birth control isn't Miss Piggy sheets. I do not use Miss Piggy sheets anymore. Keep it down. Keep it down. Your mother needs her rest.
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